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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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