Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there was a trapeze. enough said
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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