How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I have tasted many bathrooms
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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