Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
they're like a gay fantastic four
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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