he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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