I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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