I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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