We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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