sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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