My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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