He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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