Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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