He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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