Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
