Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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