And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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