she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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