Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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