dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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