thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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