and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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