I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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