I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My liver just broke up with me...
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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