Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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