Already got asked if we're dating
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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