Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
there was a trapeze. enough said
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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