dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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