I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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