Having a random hookup so left but love u
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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