What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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