So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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