great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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