So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
and she was petting her beer can
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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