you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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