You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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