people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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