Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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