AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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