i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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