I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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