Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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