Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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