It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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