Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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