i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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