My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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