Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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