Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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