yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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