...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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