Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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