ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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