and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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