I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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