Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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