I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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