Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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